imminent poop to poot ratio

A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.

My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

Poop-Poo air biscuit

When you try to push out gas as you fart though your anus . But A combination of a fart and stool (shit) get pushed out at the same exact time through your butt hole . Wishing you were wearing a diaper .Producing an offensive smell

Holy shit ! Did Jesse just dust crop us it smells so bad he must of dropped a poop-poo air Biscuit on us . That prick ........lol

by Large in charge March 22, 2019

Poop-hole Loop-hole

Taking it in the ass in order to preserve your virginity.

I heard she lost it. Nah man, she used the poop-hole loop-hole

by Starfuckerinc July 1, 2017

poop fart nigga sock

Poop fart nigga sock

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

by Coolkid_73 April 26, 2021

Flaming bag of dog poop

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

by Toxic Ninja December 9, 2008

poop chute cookie mouth

poop chute cookie mouth is what a male or female will have after they have sucked your cack which has been in their poopy bum.... around their mouth resembles that of someone who has just eaten Oreo cookies.

looks like someone has been into the cookie jar..... although judging by your breath I'd say you may have a case of poop chute cookie mouth.

by R.Y.E. January 12, 2009

Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.

FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

by sammyag April 19, 2009