Dick Music

When you make noises with your johnson.

Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.

by Kralja June 5, 2024

coworker music

The kind of music your 30 year old coworker at Taco Bell listens too and thinks is super deep and impactful, ie eminem, nas, logic, Tom Macdonald, Joyner Lucas, Macklemore reddy red, MGK, mac lethal, hopsin, ybn cordae, or any other “woke” usually white rapper who thinks big words that rhyme will change the face of the hip hop industry

“That guy keeps playing monster by Eminem on the Bluetooth speaker in the storage room and trying to explain how eminem saved his life, will somebody tell him to hop off the aux and play something else, nah dude just turn the speaker off he’s just going to keep playing coworker music”

by Fungusguy12 June 10, 2024

Country Music

Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.

There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.

Human: I don't like country music.

Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*

by Piss Machine September 28, 2024

Mud Muscle

Another word for the Anus. Where the poo comes from

Ingram you need to start cleaning your mud muscle it's starting to stink

by TheMudMuscler December 2, 2024

Mechanical Music / Mechanical Sound Design

The term "Mechanical Music" is used when, for example, a music track (usually electronic music) is characterized by elements of "mechanical sound design."

"Mechanical sound design" refers to the use of techniques such as time stretching, re-pitching, and looping (typically with very tight or extremely long loop times) in the sound design process.

IMPORTANT: The warping algorithms offered by Ableton Live are originally the main solution for achieving mechanical sound design in its true essence (beats mode, re-pitch).

Example: I take an electronic music track and stretch it to extreme levels (700-800-999 bpm) until I get interesting textures both audibly and creatively, using Ableton warping modes like beats or re-pitch. Then I can chop most interesting parts to obtain Mechanical Music / Mechanical Sound Design

by Drvmmer December 21, 2024

Trash Music

HIP HOP, RAPPING, DANCE HALL, CARIBBEAN RAP AND ANY OTHER GANGSTER SHITTY MUSIC OR SIMILAR

“I was having a good time riding SEPTA’s Trolleybus or “Trackless Trolleys” until a douchebag came onboard with a strong scent of weed and his phone blasting with trash music”

by EMD F59PHI January 3, 2025

iPod Music

A term used to describe music reminiscent of the iPod era

Could also refer to music better experienced with an iPod and headphones

“‘Do it’ by Underscores is peak iPod music”

by Cultofapples March 7, 2026