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Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.
Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB
John by lickingcorn October 5, 2017

john and molly 

A John and a Molly is perfect for each other. They laugh, live and love together. They simply can't get enough of each other and their sex is insanly good. If you meet John and Molly you will be inspired, and maybe jealous as well beacuse everyone wants what John and Molly has. The relationship of John and Molly is true goals.
Boy: I want to be like John and Molly
Girl: I know, their relationship is goals
john and molly by Swagmaster078 October 7, 2017
A handjob with a condom on.
Brian: Did you hear about Drew's date last night?
Greg: Yeah, I heard he got a john york, what a loser.
john york by rugmuncher82 October 10, 2017

John Nicoletti 

"When will John Nicoletti support me and my mom?"
John Nicoletti by peefwan October 27, 2017

john gabriel wood 

The most amazing person in the universe, make him angry and you wish you didn't.
Who? John Gabriel Wood? He is such a nice man, unless he is tempered with

Johnatello 

Johnatello is very saucy!
Bob: hi, how are you?
Johnatello: saucy
Johnatello by Hedgehogpower November 30, 2017