The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.

PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

kentucky green

When you eat to much pistachio ice cream and your shot comes out green you than spread it in your partners chest.

Dude I totally gave my girl friend a Kentucky green last night.

She got so mad at me!

by Bbr12367 April 19, 2018

Green

Someone who is willing to perform sexual acts with little hesitation.

I used to talk to her but she green fool.

by bjune1234 July 1, 2019

Jen-Green

When someone squirts/rockets poop on the lower lid or backboard of the toilet. Due to reasons that are unknown, poor diet or impatient timing expected.

Man, someone Jen-greened the toilet again. Iv had so much Taco Bell I feel like i might pull a Jen-green.

by Riotville October 19, 2022

Green FN

Green Fuck Nigga is an insult used when someone is being cocky.

Person 1: “lol i just beat your ass on 2k for the 18th time in a row”

Person 2: “shutup green fn”

by DamnThatsWild June 17, 2024

green mail

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.

Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

green fn

Green fuck nigga. Is usually said when playing basketball, upon shooting a guaranteed shot. The green originates from basketball videogame NBA 2k, indicating perfect shot accuracy.

- “you not Kobe that shit ain’t going in”
- “green fn”

by mobgoke March 12, 2024