Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.

He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.

by Reibesac July 11, 2017

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net blower

Sexiest kid out there

Lebron is net blowerr

by Anthony lamannna August 1, 2017

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holy boner

When you're so overwhelmed by holiness in church that you get a boner

I was so embarrassed when I stood up in church with a holy boner.

by Biscuits and wavy August 25, 2017

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Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

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