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Urban Dictionary

A hellhole of 14 to 15 year olds making sex jokes.
Person 1: Hey, did you read that article on Urban Dictionary

Person 2: Fucking shit isn't it!
by thebugdug February 15, 2022
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a place where it is a challenge to find a definition that is not a joke, or when you want one that is a joke you get something unrelated.
Friend: hey, try urban dictionary.
Me: I already have, and it has many troll users.
by theboi1924 June 9, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Used to explain what L I F E is.
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Oxford Dictionary

The worst dictionary on the planet, contains no factual evidence and makes serious errors on words like ditto.
Eminem does not carry the Oxford Dictionary, he carries the supreme Urban Dictionary.
by Hot Gay Guy June 13, 2024
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Dictionary Dave

A VERY talented musician who once created great masterpieces such as (Rectangle) and (Penis) which are part of his SEVERLY underrated Alphabet albums. He has the voice of an angel that can sooth any crying soul. Genuinely one of the greatest artists of his time.
Are you listening to Reflection by "Dictionary Dave"?! That's some of his best work!
by Bumpmynucks July 21, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

The fucking site you're on.
Girl 1: Hazza! I hate spoons! Waz Happenin!?
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
by TheOnlyHater January 6, 2017
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