P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019

jules p

someone who always has his head in the game. He will eat nothing but sausages. many things are getting to his head as you can visibly see. when he finishes the job off he likes to keep it inside and this can build up and will in the end cause his inevitable doom.

Person A)rah who is that monster in the wind? Person B) thats Jules p still

by mskeng July 3, 2018

P

A short for saying probation.

Yo, I’m finally off p

by Sunset blueberry kush October 2, 2019

Pushing P

Pushing positivity

I am pushing p

by Ryan Reynolds stan February 15, 2024

Put the P in Me

It is when you see a sexy UP (University Police) officer and just think damnnn, I wouldn't mind if he put his penis in me.

I was walking one day to class and I just look to the side and see an absolute hunk of a UP officer, muscles and biceps bulging out of his uniform and I said he could Put the P in Me.

by Darrin Mccarty February 22, 2024

pushing p

when someone is SO gangsta fo waht they did.

"Aint no way he just did that, he pushing P!" "*Has gay affair with obama in the black house*. Wow! What he did was so cool, he is pushing P!"

by TheManOfDefinition April 29, 2022

Chrissy P

A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.

Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.

Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.

That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?

That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P

by bluefoxj November 25, 2021