by Notabully October 20, 2022
Get the angel the mexican mug.When your girl is on her period so you can't have sex with penetration, but she wants your cum anyways , you masturbate on the string hanging out of her pussy and smear it around.
by Silvercheese October 22, 2022
Get the Mexican Cheeseburger mug.guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border
guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there
guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there
by Señor Mexicano mano October 23, 2022
Get the Mexican jumping bean mug.This bitch broke into my house last night. I emptied the 9 and did a Mexican reload and emptied the 40 too
by MeatandTaters January 6, 2022
Get the Mexican Reload mug.make sure you put a little bit of water on the tortillas before you heat them and the hotdogs together in the microwave, to keep the tortillas from breaking when you roll them up,then enjoy your Mexican corndogs. :)
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Get the Mexican mother mug.The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.
If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021
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