Douche nozzle

Gavin Michael Howard

Have you seen the new kid at school? Yeah he’s a total douche nozzle.

by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019

Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.

Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.

by Always 777 December 12, 2011

Douche

One who abbreviates Stuff. Also a male who takes Photos of him self.

Guy 1: Where ya heading?

Guy 2: Going to the ASF to take Pics of myself.

Guy 1: Dude, ur a Douche!!

by AkoniRich May 4, 2009

douche

Someone who is so thick that he/she decides to describe Manu Chao as a "pioneer".

And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.

by bergenhaspwntbeccaj January 19, 2007

douche

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.

" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "

by ronensmartass November 11, 2019

douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017

Douche

Whenever three (3) or more safety professionals gather in a group, it is called a “Douche”.

Heads up, there’s a Safety Douche coming to inspect us.

Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.

by Captain Safe-T June 16, 2022