Douche

One who abbreviates Stuff. Also a male who takes Photos of him self.

Guy 1: Where ya heading?

Guy 2: Going to the ASF to take Pics of myself.

Guy 1: Dude, ur a Douche!!

by AkoniRich May 4, 2009

Douch bait

The act of making a comment in a YouTube video to draw comments from Trolls and Shills in the comment section so that they may identified and blocked.

“I said that in my video as douch bait to get the trolls to comment “

by Cheeky Monkees April 13, 2019

douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.

I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex

by dmurex May 23, 2022

douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010

The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.

Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche

by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015

douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory

God Lauren is such a douche worm.

by Jonathan T Rogers March 5, 2008