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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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Taco docking

I checked Pornhub for their new taco docking vids, pretty awesome.
by Msm1738 January 27, 2018
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piggyback taco

When you fuck a girl and her mom. Essentially you are piggy backing from one taco to the next one in the family.
I pulled off a piggyback taco when I fucked my girlfriend's mom.
by Frank Vegas April 18, 2018
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Taco Bell Drama

It's like... well, you know... sometimes things go that way.
I mean it was like, it wasn't no Taco Bell drama, ya know?
by "Patrick" May 14, 2019
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guitaro taco

when a guy eats a girl out while she plays the guitar.
Guy 1- Many Megan is hot when she plays the guitar.
Guy 2- I know man, I would so give her guitaro taco.
by cherryberry1234 October 31, 2011
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italian stuffed taco

When a male enters his scrotum into the females anal cavity, and then proceeds to ejaculate on her back
Ok kids I’m going to perform and Italian Stuffed Taco.
by Jiggersarebad December 27, 2017
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