people who rule

A very exclusive group of people that everybody seems to love.
Members include Edgar Wright, John Lennon, and Stan Lee.

Tré Cool is a person who rules, but, unfortunately, he does not rule enough to be one of the people who rule.

by Fuzz. November 18, 2007

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" has been said to a person you are married to that means you need to buy them a onigiri

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri nerd?"
<someone's spouse>"what why?!"
<that someone's spouse>"Its rule 3425!!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022

Rule 0t0mat0ne

For every meme that exists, there is an otomatone version.

“Hey, why are these meme otomatone videos everywhere.”
“Rule 0t0mat0ne man.”

by meme school May 28, 2022

Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Rule-efficiency

Rule-efficiency (noun): A term used to refer to the ability of rules to generate patterns that are effective in producing new experiences and achieving desired goals. It is also used to measure the effectiveness of rules in achieving their intended results.

By measuring rule-efficiency, we can determine which strategies are more effective for achieving our goals.

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

Rule 42068

If it is in any way, shape, or form in Fortnite the entirety of Reddit will search day and night without rest for something else that also contains it, and has arrived prior to 2017, then claim that Fortnite plagiarized it.

Some guy:Hey look Fortnite copied water from Real Life!

Another person:Hey look, Rule 42068 is in effect isn’t it?

by Vortex7523 January 4, 2021

Ja rule

None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".

If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021