by Kath July 26, 2003
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If the phrase "Joe mama" is used to someone who you are married to, you have to buy them 7 onigiris.
<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"
by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022
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Get the freeway rule mug.The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”
by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018
Get the International Rules mug.A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
Get the Creep Rule mug.The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions
Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule
by Onald November 11, 2020
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