floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010

for shizzle my whizzle

The proper way to say "but of course!" when speaking to a wigger.

Is this country club the keenist? For shizzle my whizzle!

by BoneyZ September 25, 2008

jammin' my frequencies

When someone is all up in your "kool-aid" either by accident or on purpose. When someone is too close for your particular comfort.

While you are working on your PC and some guy comes up looking over your shoulder and his junk bangs into your shoulder. Or maybe a barber leans too close while you are under the shroud in a barbers chair, "junking" your arm or elbow that is rested on the barbers chair arm rest. You would at this point exclaim, "How 'bout hangin' back, ya jammin' my frequencies!"

by EcurbRetiob April 27, 2010

My love life

Pure nothing.

Nothing except the v o i d.
V O I D a n d s a d n e s s
I cri

Depressed person - I will never find love *sigh* my love life... *cries*

by DON'T EAT DEM TIDEPODS July 9, 2018

Oh my days

The London and Essex equivalent of "oh my god".

"Oh my days, blood. They've made the Arsenal game behind closed-doors."

by Germane Host June 11, 2022

This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows

(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum

by The real press November 2, 2021

no squares in my circle

Nobody likes to hang around boring/dull persons for more than half a sec. Having no squares in your circle means your closest ones' group is interesting, driven and adventurous; you stand out as opposed to fitting in.

"… I wanna be somebody, somebody that's never been
No squares in my circle, best shape I ever been"

by rafreyes January 7, 2020