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ass-kissing in agreement 

When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says
Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"

Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"

Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."

Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."

Hershey Kisser 

A white girl who leads on other white men so it seems like she doesn't like the black meat rod, but every time she drinks she always ends up fuckin' spooks.
Man 1: yo man I'm trying to get with Ashley tonight, she's been leading me on all week.

Man 2: Dude you have no chance, she's a Hershey Kisser, she only likes getting stuffed by black guys with dreadlocks.
Hershey Kisser by mort44 December 11, 2010

French Kissing the Walrus 

The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.
Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.

Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.

kisswhore 

Someone who goes around kissing everybody in order for self-fullfilment
Gabe: Oh my gosh girl whose name starts with H, I love you so much! Can I have a kiss?

H: No way! You're such a kisswhore!
kisswhore by gabelovesrandel April 17, 2008

kissassery 

His blatant kissassery makes me want to hurl.
kissassery by infinityx December 30, 2008

kissing wizard 

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.
kissing wizard by bunnykiller138 September 12, 2009