the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022

little jimmy

often used to name a kid who’s mom is over bearing , and causes scenes

“damn that kids is acting like a real little jimmy”

by boudrr May 31, 2022

Little Lloyd

Ned’s penis

Have you seen his Little Lloyd

by Ned_isnt_awake May 31, 2022

little timmy

Why is my mom gay, but I'm a sharting turtle, I eggsist, fortnight battle pass-

Guy- come here u little shi- taste the back of my palm
little Timmy- but u ain't my daddy
Guy- no, but I'm doing your mommmmmmmmmmmm

by don't call cheese Meese June 1, 2022

Little nards

A man who drinks monkey slump. A man who cannot say earth. A man who has no emotions. He also is wanted in Mexico for drug trafficking

Little nards loves to cook his balls in his air fryer

by Monkey fart June 4, 2022

little quack

not a duck, just quack.

yo is that a duck?

no dude, thats a little quack. GET IT RIGHT

by LittleQuack December 7, 2021

funky little popstar

This term comes from stan Twitter, it describes Jungkook, and if I see one of you lot using it for someone other than him, I'm gonna make you go back to the hell of irrelevance you crawled from.

Go Jungkookie, our funky little popstar!

by Purple Militia December 17, 2021