douch mover

someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.
Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.

What a douch mover!
by Wachichi July 13, 2009
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douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
by image969 December 31, 2007
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douche paralysis

Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.
Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"

Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."
by Schnitzel Procurement Manager December 24, 2024
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douche skippy

a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.
by thefiness November 04, 2010
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