mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids

We can't have 80 kids at the party this ain't a Mexican Casa

by EatThatRustyNail June 13, 2016

New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022

mexican blood fuck

In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat

Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!

by Gory_geoff October 17, 2017

Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.

I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight

by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023

Mexican soup bowl

A mexican soup bowl is when a boy pulls out (after missionary position) and unloads in her belly button and eats it with a teaspoon.

"last night i was a bit hungry so i made a mexican soup bowl"

by Thermex March 29, 2018

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024

Mexican Oil Rig

n: The act of doing an handstand while having an heavy case of diarrhea. While perfoming it, you'll have to try to fart as loudly as you can.

To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.

Mike was there, he did an awesome Mexican Oil Rig while singing "Chocolate Rain". We had a lot of fun"
Nouvelle definition

by Lewiis_s November 13, 2023