anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

anal devestation

When your asshole is wrecked by big bubba j and you're dealing with the aftermath.

Meghan is dealing with anal devestation!

by Baby batter July 23, 2016

UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

Anal machine

A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.

“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”

by Yvng lean boi November 12, 2017

Anal Prolapse

Anal Prolapses are exactly what you'd think.
An Anal Prolapse.

I just had an anal prolapse.

by no January 30, 2024

Anal Luge

The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.

Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.

by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019