Gummy Bear

Large guy who is known by his adorable and unthreatening look and demeanor

Jason is a bad influence but all the girls think he's a gummy bear.

by Honeymeister Hoona Chickey August 27, 2016

South Dakota Grizzly Bear

When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.

"Honey, is it a sin to perform the South Dakota Grizzly Bear before sex?"

by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Sitting White Bear

To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

pookie bear

something that you would call your love. it is a really nice name…. pookie bear.

i love my pookie bear, my pookie bear is he best, ****** is my pookie bear.

by sav• October 18, 2021

Rusty polar bear

Like a rusty walrus, one will cum into a condom and freeze that filled condom

You will now have a cum dildo

Guy 1: Damn why is emyrs dildo so sticky and salty

Guy 2: ayo bro that’s a rusty polar bear

by Suckballsfor£5 May 9, 2021

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025