by Arxify December 26, 2023
Get the simping aint pimping mug.A person who prefers hanging out with their romantic interests rather than running Deep Dungeons with their bros.
B: "Hey Keph! Wanna finally clear our HoH run?"
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."
by wölfwyvern December 27, 2023
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Get the Simp mug.Someone who simps for another culture than their own due to the belief, either conscious or unconscious, that they can take a mental vacation from their own culture this way. Thus a culture simp is by definition messed up in the head. Some culture simps are driven to create theme parks to convince themselves of belonging to another culture, especially when in a grandiose phase. They also like to visit theme parks safely ensconced in their own culture like the center of a Russian nesting doll, but American, of course. Not to be confused with prejudice, which has a chauvinistic flavor.
You know you're a culture simp when you go slumming at Epcot Center.
An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?
Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.
An important biopsychosocialparalegalphilosophical question to ask is whether all biracial people necessarily have multiple culture simp personalities, definitionally speaking, or are they transcultural?
Only Rachel Dolezal knows whether she's a culture simp; I have no opinion.
by White Chocolatte January 1, 2024
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by Nerd158 January 2, 2024
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One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.
The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.
The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.
Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".
by RoguePoster January 11, 2024
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