shit-dicking

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked

"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."

by the guy who beat up your roomy March 9, 2010

Streak of shit

On the farm, when a cow is taking a shit and, in the process, Coughs causing an explosion of shit to hurl from its ass at light speed. Most often a witness to this even will tend to use the phrase to describe the speed of an object or vehicle.

“That thing was faster than a streak of shit”.

by plowboy July 30, 2009

slater shit

taking a shit on the toilet backwards called slater shit b/c A.C. Slater always sat in his chair backwards on saved by the bell

"Dude i just took a slater shit"

by CrisR May 26, 2007

shit flute

after a man pulls his penis out of a womans ass and then she performs oral sex on him.

after i puuled my dick out of her mouth she sucked my shit flute.

by scott crowley December 18, 2005

soft shit

A person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little bitch.

Ivan thought he could push me around, but he's actually soft shit.

by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009

shit-glass

1.when you shit is to big for you asshole therefore causing much pain as it scrapes the side of your ass like glass.

the shit-glass caused my ass to bleed

by Juiceman4 November 15, 2011

tree shit

The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.

I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.

by Frizballz January 3, 2008