rule 909

you know too much "things"

rule 909 is like rule 34 and "more", you freak

by anonymous #83649 April 16, 2024

rule 909

Some one who knows too much "things"

rule 909 is like rule** but more "things"

by anonymous #83649 April 16, 2024

Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

rule number 3

Let go of the dead, they might come back

Me: "I still see her in my dreams"

Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"

by WastedOrphans April 25, 2024

asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes

You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!

by kaseym86 April 29, 2024

the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

Rules are Rules

When you are on TikTok at any time of the day and you suddenly see a video of a Chinese person making something/working at a convenience store with the background song “The past can only be recalled” being played. So the user then comments, “Rules are Rules, Goodnight” or any other twist and closes the app.

Bolbo sees the video at night and goes to the comments and says “Rules are Rules, good night everyone” and closes the app.

OR

Marlo just opens the app and sees the video and says “I just opened the app. Well, Rules are Rules” and closes the app.

by The Gamer 540 May 4, 2024