floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010

jammin' my frequencies

When someone is all up in your "kool-aid" either by accident or on purpose. When someone is too close for your particular comfort.

While you are working on your PC and some guy comes up looking over your shoulder and his junk bangs into your shoulder. Or maybe a barber leans too close while you are under the shroud in a barbers chair, "junking" your arm or elbow that is rested on the barbers chair arm rest. You would at this point exclaim, "How 'bout hangin' back, ya jammin' my frequencies!"

by EcurbRetiob April 27, 2010

my other pants

The mysterious and largely mythical pair of pants that seems to always have your cash and personal affects.

Guy 1: Hey you got this bill?
Guy 2: Oh dang it, I left all my cash in my other pants!

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow your cell to call my mom?
Guy 2: Crap! I left my phone in my other pants!

by pseudonym man5 July 24, 2010

shitting on my face

To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable

No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?

by Nappies July 20, 2008

for shizzle my whizzle

The proper way to say "but of course!" when speaking to a wigger.

Is this country club the keenist? For shizzle my whizzle!

by BoneyZ September 25, 2008

pulling my pisser

Just the same as pulling my plonker Pisser is British slang for penis. Literally pull my pisser is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my pisser is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

When the sat nav says there is 3h45 mins of traffic on your route you reply. Are you pulling my pisser

by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017

My love life

Pure nothing.

Nothing except the v o i d.
V O I D a n d s a d n e s s
I cri

Depressed person - I will never find love *sigh* my love life... *cries*

by DON'T EAT DEM TIDEPODS July 9, 2018