New Jersey Devils

A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.

The New Jersey Devils have three Stanley Cup wins!

by 420-69 November 18, 2018

Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...

Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....

by RoqueRanger July 19, 2017

bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary

Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.

by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019

The New England Catapult

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.

Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.

by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019

New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window

Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!

by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018

New age indian

Urban indians that follow more new age ways over traditional

Look at that new age indian with all them crystal s and patchouli

by Nativewicasa September 18, 2018

Carthage New York

Located in frozen hell, go to Carthage high school and you’ll find the whores and the fuckboys!! Everyone there is somehow related so be careful dating up there y’all. You can find heroine and weed there’s nothing to do because it’s fucking freezing most of the year. Oh and if you want some free head ask any girl at the school they’re all secretly hoes. We have the shitkickers and the townies the whores and bitches then the military kids.oh and let’s not forget that many families are from natural bridge the incest capital:)!!!!! Ya nastys

ugh Carthage New York is filled with weirdos

by Brappppp. May 14, 2018