Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

Simp

A guy who shows affection to a girl just to lead her on

Tia: Hey brittney how are things going with you and tylar?
Brittney: Not well I found out hes a simp.

by lauren Robbie May 7, 2020

simp

something mikayla is

mikayla simps hard for ebony

by yeetclan December 6, 2020

SIMP

I love my wife tm syndrome. See John Mulaney for reference.

I love my wife so much.
Fucking simp

by Louvren April 12, 2022

simp

A “Simp” is a nigga who gives their all to sum weak ass or thot ass hoes. These niggas are soft and lie about all the pussy they get.

Caden, you fucking simp, you just gave your life savings to a hoe.

by Voltiac January 30, 2020

Simp

you.

you: *try impressing a girl or treating her too nicely bc you like her*
me: you're a simp. PERIODT.

by insert.handle.here March 16, 2021

Simp

A simp is a guy who obsesses and chases women they are attracted to even when she has expressed disinterest in him.

If she leaves you on “read” for months but you still message her and like all of her pictures.. you’re a simp.

by salem666 August 31, 2022