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mexican squealer 

When you place your dick in a hard taco shell, cover it with hot sauce, and then jam it into your partner forcefully causing the shell to explode into a hundred pieces. The hot sauce in combination with the razor sharp tortilla fragments will cause your partner to let out a high pitched squeal.
My girl loves a good mexican squealer bro. Not only does she like the hottest hot sauce, she also likes diced jalapeños on top so her panucha burns for days!

Mexican Revive 

A Mexican Revive is when you slap the shit out of someone (presumably knocked over or unconscious) so hard that they wake up and immediately resume whatever it is that they’re doing
Billy: Holy shit! Eduardo is knocked the fuck out!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!

Mexican tackle topher 

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

Mexican tail gunner 

Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.

Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.
Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.
Mexican Hot Bonnet by Robula88 August 1, 2022

Mexican Halloween

When you try to reproduce the reference from "community" but the left over spices on your hand from the mexican food you ate earlier mess up the mood because it starts hurting bad when you finger her..
I mexican halloweened my girlfriend and she had to put a bag of frozen blueberries on her coochie to help with the pain