Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

Mexican Pencilbag

The act in which multiple hairy sweaty men are through into the back of a lubed up van and the van is partaking in a trip in a very VERY rocky area.

I heard that like 3 guys got thrown into a Mexican Pencilbag last night. Poor guys,

by oTier January 14, 2018

mexican head cheese

Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.

You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.

by anonymous March 31, 2023

Mexican Border Sniper

Someone who is really good at aiming in a video game.

Your so good at aiming my little Mexican border sniper.

by Im not color blind i promise February 4, 2021

China Mexican

(Derog.) A Southeast Asian

"I'm a China Mexican, I come from Southeast Asia"

by MistressChing_Ext August 3, 2025

mexican shitter

when someones takes a shit on your dick while your blowing their back out

"my gf gave me a mexican shitter"

by dihclihsloppy3932 August 20, 2025