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Douche bag

1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
by benjaplop December 18, 2012
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Douche

A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'
Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"

Jasmine: "douche psht"
by rachie.nodle November 13, 2017
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pistol douche

One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.
In a Gears of War Match:

"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"
by bigmax June 17, 2007
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Douche

A term of endearment used to express boundless, unbridled, and unconditional love for your friends (and vaginal cavity)
bye, douche
by natsrox1998 April 15, 2017
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douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.
Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag
by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014
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Douche kabob

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.
by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021
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douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
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