Pied as a piper

To be drunk (pied) as a piper (somebody who is drunk...very drunk)

Wow, I drank so much last night that I came home pied as a piper.

by Von Sh'Bag June 24, 2011

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Trying to peel a potato with another potato

Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.

by CurrentlyDepressed January 7, 2017

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A book wrote by an incredible scholar that holds the secret to eternal life.

you can find it on Amazon.........this is totally desperation marketing

Bret:Man have you read plight of a people
Cody:Yes I had the power of God after ,wud r8 10/10 m8

by cockgubbler69 October 22, 2018

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"Can I come to your pizza party? I'm a meat lover" Inviting a boy to a pizza party

by Right Answer October 14, 2021

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Received a blow job

Guy #1: Really? Right there in the restaurant parking lot?
Guy #2: Yep, I guess she was still hungry so I whipped up a protein shake.

by TheBigHouse April 21, 2012

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Scottish Slang, To blow ones glorious man juice right up another's pooper

Man, I nailed a proper dirty last night... I was scooshing in a pooper... The Man juice was just running right back out!!!!!

by pooperscoosher October 17, 2013

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Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.

Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes

by Jessiprr September 10, 2014

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