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P. S. Sus

He's kinda sus, but he likes joking and has multiple personalities in real life as well as online. Also, he enjoys spending his time in the toilet for some reason.
- Have you seen P. S. Sus?
- No, but he told me that he's gonna be here soon
by captaincto November 28, 2021
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Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.
Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee
by Jecca456 August 14, 2020
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Pushing P

When Pushing P, you’re gathering or moving cash.

P or P’s is an abbreviation for “Penny” or “Pennies”, and is widely used in UK rap.
Hey bro, you got any p?

Nah bro, I’ll get p’s later on today.

You need to be pushing p’s!
by Scroundreljackson February 3, 2022
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Madi P.

The most amazing girl ive ever known she was there for me to the end i love her she my bread queen NO ONE I MEAN NOOOOO ONE can take her place not even if you tryed she will always be in my heart if you seeing this its Shay ilu with all my heart no homo tho 😋❤ if you disrespect her stfu then byeee
¨Hows Madi P.?
¨Who is Madi P.?
by SHAYYISON URBAN October 30, 2019
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John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
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Pushin' P

A selling approach in which the salesperson attempts to control the sales interaction and pressure the customer to purchase the salesperson's urine
Amouranth: hey handsome! wanna try a taste of my pee? a sip is free but its $49.99 for a bottle
Me: god Amouranth! stop Pushin' P on me!
Amouranth: you know, I think you're really cute and interesting... how about i give you 10%! i can only hold this special price for you today, though.
Me: wow! i'll take two bottles!
by PissDrinker42069 December 19, 2022
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