Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

simp

a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.

Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"

by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020

Simp

Ever wondered what SIMP actually means?

It means a man who would possibly love a certain woman(or all women) in a very unusual way that it feels like he can get thrown under the bus and still love them it's like he could just straight up worship women, now that is what it means.

a SIMP is desperate for affection from women.

by W0LFFn't May 20, 2023

Simp

My friend Logan

Logan is a god damn simp

by Jskapakehbdha September 28, 2020

Simp

Modern equivalent of a gentleman.

A guy that cares and puts a lady first is often called a simp.

by Andyodds October 3, 2020

Simp

Escher McSimpson

Bro that kid Escher is always simping. He knows hes never going to hit that but yet he still simps.

by Russwest44 March 5, 2020

Dream Simp

Extreme low functioning autism

"Hey did you know that Emma's a Dream simp"
"So that's why she's always getting FS"

by endL July 16, 2022