Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.

“Yo, have you seen Ryan”
“You mean poos cake?”

by Poos cake January 23, 2021

Lava caking

The act of defecating on a penis whilst inside of an anus

She started lava caking on me right before I was about to bust inside her butthole!

by Spanky pervert September 27, 2024

Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.

Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021

Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018

grunge cake

A common insult; saying someone is stupid or annoying

Stop being a grunge cake

by The Talker December 3, 2015

cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016

Fried cheese cake

Someone who has a lot of bitches at school and has crooked teeth and farts alot and likes to levestream illegal porn in public areas

Why are you livestreaming porn in a library wth nice fried cheese cake

by Jimmycrickets445 November 25, 2025