Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Cats have kittens

An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent.

A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

"Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."

by Genghis KaniSalad January 8, 2019

texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.

Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.

by txcrazy June 2, 2016

very tuff cat

the tuffest cat in existence. legends has it that this cat was tuffer than hitler. and ruled the universe

a cat which is so strong that people called "very tuff cat"

by anonymous August 30, 2023

high maintenance cat

A cat that demands all of your attention in disruptive ways. The main objective of the cat is to obtain food, attention and affection. The cat positions himself to become the focus of your attention through attention getting behaviors and meowing incessantly until you react. The high maintenance cat gets jealous when you give attention to other family members and are ignoring him. He intervenes in conversations using various techniques that force your attention to him, such as rubbing his cheeks on your nose or placing his behind in your face, interrupting whatever conversation or task your are doing. Walks on your laptop, and ends up typing random characters and messing up your work on the computer. Knocks over your drinks. Demands cat treats constantly all day regardless of the hour. Insists on sleeping on your bed, jumps onto your lap while eating dinner, lays on top of your papers and books so you give him affection, and nips your feet so you will play with him. Basically, all cats are high maintenance.

My high maintenance cat will not stop pestering me and meowing until I scratch his cheeks.

by Penupenu December 28, 2016

cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

Two persian cats

This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger

"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"

by legallawsuit July 2, 2023