L rule

The shorter a guy is from top to toe, the longer he will be from tip to balls.

So you either you have your longer side in your height or in your dick.

Bob: "Damn, how can Mario find so many hotties to fuck when he's poor, ugly and barely 170 cm/5.5 ft?"
John:"L rule bro"

by Revery December 18, 2024

Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024

The Rule of Black & White

A rule stating that characters that contain the colors Black & White side by side are direct references to Ephless

“Hey, I have a new character I made with black and white hair”

“You know the rule of black & white, it’s ephless.”

by Ephless July 25, 2024

The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man

The Phantom rule is based of the movie The Phantom of the Opera

by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021

people who rule

A very exclusive group of people that everybody seems to love.
Members include Edgar Wright, John Lennon, and Stan Lee.

Tré Cool is a person who rules, but, unfortunately, he does not rule enough to be one of the people who rule.

by Fuzz. November 18, 2007

EA Catch-up Rule

When you are playing a video game and dominating the other team then suddenly the other team starts making a comeback very easily.

Originates from EA Sports where this phenomenon was first noticed.

I was winning 5-0 on Rocket League until the EA Catch-up Rule kicked in and the other team came back to tie in the final minutes.

by JYoTX January 15, 2017

Gloves Rule

The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions

Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule

by Onald November 11, 2020