my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

fight rule creep

A person who walks around asking people about fight rule.

Did you see Doug being a fight rule creep?

by leaf lover June 7, 2024

The Rule of Ly

The rule implemented to consolidate superfluous questions by wait for at least three queries.

Sir, you’ve gotta stop with all the questions. Remember the rule of Ly.

by Chow mein 6 June 10, 2024

DH111's Rule 17b

If a person were to exist, this person would know this rule in due course, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. And then it passes through generations until eventually it gets forgotten and discarded.

Father: Hey, have you read DH111's Rule 17b yet?
Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
Father: Do you wish not to be happy, knowing DH111 is protecting you?!
Jimmy: Okay, okay! Jeez...

by DH111 June 25, 2024

The Turkish rule

The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .

"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."

by South Texas scribe July 20, 2024

The Rule of Black & White

A rule stating that characters that contain the colors Black & White side by side are direct references to Ephless

“Hey, I have a new character I made with black and white hair”

“You know the rule of black & white, it’s ephless.”

by Ephless July 25, 2024

Rule 31.5

The opposite of rule 63. Used for art that depicts a character with their cannon gender. Created to help people find art of the character's original gender.

Person 1: Bro, I can only find genderswap art of this character!
Person 2: Try searching with the Rule 31.5 tag!

by Rule63Police July 30, 2024