james

james is the kindest person you will ever meet. you would see him across the room and suddenly you would forget how to breathe as you feel butterflies in your stomach. his eyes are your favourite thing about him closely followed by the fact that hearing his voice is better than hearing your favourite song. i fell for james. i stay up all night thinking abt him and what we could’ve been. i think i love james but idk how he’d react if i told him. james is also the prettiest guy you’ve ever seen even tho your friends call him ugly. if you ever meet a james in your life, you’re lucky to have him!! x
friend: who did you just smile at?
me: oh this guy called james
friend: oh ok, how do u know him?
me: we have history <3
by @nonym0_s July 23, 2022
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A chill guy thats backpack is like a black hole. It has infinite things.
That black hole is James backpack
by Mr. Eli October 27, 2022
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He has a mega penis and all the girls love him. He has such dreamy eyes, mega muscles and is incredibly sexy. Any girl has a crush on him. He is also extremely intelligent.
person 1: omg i need a man

person 2: get a james we all need a james
by loldude420 December 06, 2021
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Someone:"who's that guy with bad music taste"
Someone: "James."
by MoUseGuTz9 August 08, 2022
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James is the best boyfriend ever! He's sweet and adorable, showers me with compliments, and is always horny as fuck. He's super respectful towards women/me, and is very respectful of my boundaries. He is so much more, but I could never fit it all😍😘
Stranger: That guy's hot😍
Me: Back off bitch, that's my boyfriend James😤
by Rain._. December 12, 2022
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James and Bench have now become one
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The best person to exist ever, if you know a guy named James, you are set for life. The people named James are so cool in high school they make the emo kid not want to kill theirself.
Bob: Oh man, I heard James is having a pool party over at his house! This is going to be the best party ever!
Charlie: Man, I didn't get invited!
Bob: Sucks to be you then. :(
by PUNCH-OUT!!! November 26, 2022
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