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Pussy Boots

When you stick your feet inside two womens vaginas and walk around
Dude yesterday me and mah buddy Jake went around with Pussy Boots on.
by Mattshizzle February 29, 2008
mugGet the Pussy Bootsmug.

Shit pussy

When a Girl wipes her ass towards her vagina and leaves clumps of shit in it.
Oh shit girl. I need to start wiping the other way because I got me a serious case of Shit Pussy. Ps. You got a nappy ass weave.
by clomeango duparieto January 27, 2008
mugGet the Shit pussymug.

halal pussy

1. Any REAL pussy.
2. Any non-haram virgin muslim pussy.
3. Any clean, non-aids infested, with rose petals and shit, sterile pussy.
1. Yo, that shit was some halal pussy son.
2. Yo, that bitch is straight up some halal pussy son. Shit was wirgin tight.
3. I fucked some bitch last night that was some halal pussy. Word.
by sand_nigga January 23, 2005
mugGet the halal pussymug.

Beer Pussy

The disturbing wall of flesh that extends over, or shields the visual site, of a obese womans vagina.
A fine example of this is likely available within your own family tree. Man you'd need a car jack to fuck your Aunt Katie with that crazy ass Beer Pussy.
by Edwin Alfred October 15, 2005
mugGet the Beer Pussymug.

Zombie Pussy

1. Removing the vagina from a dead woman and having sex with it.

2. A women's pussy is considered dead when she has not made love in at least 5 years. The pussy is then awaken from the dead when sexual relations occur. She now have a zombie pussy.
Damn she was tight, she must have zombie pussy.
by John the Rapetist April 14, 2010
mugGet the Zombie Pussymug.

Pussy Cheese

Cheese made from the milk of a cat
"Bob, I'm not sure what kind of cheese is on this pizza, the ingredient list isn't in English." "Susie, I'm pretty sure that says Pussy Cheese.
by Pheobe Bedwetter August 14, 2010
mugGet the Pussy Cheesemug.

elephant pussy

a vaginal condition resulting in large, swelled or immflamed labia and clitoris. The clitoris has swelled so large it hangs down between the equally enlarged labia. The resulting effect appears like a baby elephant's head in the woman's panties.

This condition has been known to occur from overuse of hormones and/or steroids, as well as multiple bombardments by a fat fucking cock which results in the engorgement of the clitoris and streching of the pootie lips
vic : "Damn Kid, I walked by Brit and you could she her elephant pussy hanging out of her skirt!"

Kidpro: "Yeah Brah, I dicked her for 7 hours last night. Her pussy was DeVaStAtEd!"
by Tecmo Bastard March 14, 2008
mugGet the elephant pussymug.

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