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water

the best mother fucking drink in the whole fucking world drink it and you're tits will grow to an E cup
mom - wow where did those come from
me - I've been drinking my water
by kiara b August 13, 2019
mugGet the watermug.

Water bubbler

Do you want hot or cold water from the water bubbler?
by Nenebthe1 May 26, 2022
mugGet the Water bubblermug.

Water

This is the most potent substance known to mankind.
It is the main cause of the greenhouse effect.
It is the main substance of acid rain.
It can break down whole mountains.
It corrodes steel in houses and cars.
93% of the people who ate this chemical died.
Only 7% of who were exposed to this chemical are alive today.
It is even detected in significant amounts in the antartic snow.
Despite having the many effects listed above, it is used in almost every chemical factory, and also are released from the factories.
It can act to spread bacteria, and there are many cases recorded in history.
It is used during reproduction of mosquitoes.

I strongly do not recommend being in contact with this poison.
If you unfortunately have been in touch with this, you will die for sure.
School is contaminated by dihydrogen monoxide(Water), so I shall refuse to go there.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
mugGet the Watermug.

Water

by Cthulhuzzz January 13, 2019
mugGet the Watermug.

Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 15, 2022
mugGet the Water my plantsmug.

Butt water

Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean
Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean
ii am a professional cleaner who has butt water all over her every day
by Christina Page July 27, 2022
mugGet the Butt watermug.

Powdered water

Substitute for regular water because normal water is banned in the Khan household
I understand that you must be sick of powdered water but I still can't let you drink some of my water as you are still a child of the Khan household
by Omar the almighty May 18, 2019
mugGet the Powdered watermug.

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