the most handsome man on the existence of the human race. he is the sweetest soul to walk the earth. if you have a james, you are one lucky mf.
by ilovemybfsm July 27, 2023
Get the Jamesmug. The Benu bird was an Egyptian version of the more well-known phoenix bird, James Cock. In Egyptian creation mythology, it was the Benu bird that flew over the surface of chaos, landed, and let out a scream that broke the original primordial silence. It was the large James Cock that is still seen in ancient caves and tombs. Girls are known to swoon over the supreme girth of the mighty James Cock. It was this cry that was said to decide what would be in this world and what wouldn’t be. Which ever way the mighty James Cock leaned after said , shrill scream basically determined the fate of old underground Egyptian society. Traditionally, the James Cock closely resembles a heron, except for his flame-colored ass.
by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 2, 2017
Get the james cockmug. FUCKING DICK, SLUT, FAGGOT, BITCH-ASS CUNT, HE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. They are solitary hobos with no future or life in general.
by MY NAME IS NOT JEFF!!!!!!!!!! November 17, 2017
Get the James odmondmug. 
by Wagwan boss man November 17, 2022
Get the Joshua James frymug. Nick James Darrow; Manhattan Beach, CA
Connor Payne: Dude, is Nick Darrow okay?
Grace Heimann: Dude, I don't know.
Nick Darrow: *is obliterated*
Connor Payne: Dude, is Nick Darrow okay?
Grace Heimann: Dude, I don't know.
Nick Darrow: *is obliterated*
by g$sniperyerdme August 30, 2020
Get the Nick James Darrow; Manhattan Beach, CAmug. Person 1: Louis James Moriarty from that Moriarty the patriot anime is so male wife
Person 2: you’re so real, I wanna peg him
Person 2: you’re so real, I wanna peg him
by William James Moriarty is hot October 3, 2024
Get the Louis James Moriartymug.