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Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…
Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”
by anonymous November 4, 2025
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Reverse dementia

When a person is tripping balls on psychedelics and you convince them that they are living in a figment of their mind and that they are really in a coma with a family and grandchildren waiting for them to wake up
Damo looks like he's about to shake hands with god, let's go see if we can give him reverse dementia
by CrustyCrumbs November 8, 2025
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Reverie 123

Since here on earth each soul

Gives someone
Its music, its ardour,
Or its perfume

Since here all things
Will always give
Their thorns or roses
To those they love

Since the breeze gives
To the branch the bird
And dawn to the periwinkle
Gives of its dew

Since when they come
To settle there,
The briny waves
Give the shore a kiss;

I give you, at this hour
Inclining over you
The finest things
I have in me!

Accept, then, my thoughts
Sad though they be
Which like drops of dew
Come to you as tears!

Accept my countless vows
O my loves!
Accept the flame and the shade
Of all my days!

My frenzied rapture
Devoid of all distrust
And all the caresses
Of my songs!
Reverie 123
De tout ce que j'étais avec toi mon amour Je ne désire personne d'autre

Je t'aime dans Rêverie
by Love you too November 16, 2025
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Reverse psychology

KRISH THE GREMLIN uses reverse psychology to punch and kick his door to ruin his damage deposit because his baby mama pissed him off
by DEADDAD23!! November 29, 2025
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Reverse Snow Angel

The act of measuring the amount of snow outside by laying face down and using one’s penis for measurement.
Our family Christmas decorations were ruined by dad’s reverse snow angel that he left in the front yard.

I would’ve swore that we had more than 4” of snow but my reverse snow angel said otherwise.
by Daniel A 6969 December 1, 2025
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Reverse Teetotaler

A person who abstains strictly from water, tea, coffee, and other non-alcoholic beverages, professing to consume only fermented or distilled liquors; an individual who avoids sobriety with the same rigor a teetotaler avoids alcohol.
The club is populated by reverse teetotalers who view the tea urn with deep suspicion and the gin bottle with reverence.
by TR Arterburn December 2, 2025
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Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide
Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style
by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025
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