penis after 130960530 accidents 

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

penis after 130960530 accidents by pulec June 25, 2017

penis beam 

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.

She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..

penis beam by DDDalso August 23, 2017

penis machine 

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can

"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".

penis machine by Sam morph September 22, 2017

Penis bitch 

A girl who only talk to boys

And the boys don’t have friends

Or the boys are gay

Keep away from her , she’s a penis bitch

Penis bitch by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017

penis denial 

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.

Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial

penis denial by feme123 November 16, 2017

penis cone 

The act of sticking ones penis into an icecream cone and having a partner eat it off

"Charlie gives one hell of a penis cone" said Tonia

penis cone by Kadafer November 17, 2017

penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.

My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!

penis and pot by Penelope the Pasquinian December 2, 2017