monkeyboyism

The act of being a monkey

Person 1: "wow that dude is wild!"
Person 2: "yeah, he's engaging in monkeyboyism"

by LuiMonkey May 26, 2020

Monkey Kid

When a child (Most likely on a video game) is going so fucking crazy to the point where he's acting like a aroused monkey, Or it could be used to offend a black child

1."SHUT UP YOU MONKEY KID."

2."Ayo, this kid be lookin like a monkey my guy"

by CoolKidTotalyYes June 18, 2020

monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

monkey rinse

also know as a split washer or douce bag

women: i dont feel so fresh. honey can you bring me my monkey rinse?

by bdub097 September 9, 2020

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

monkey

best thing on earth

monkeys are goatee

by tythutghtfb October 30, 2020

Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020