Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
Get the Simp's Lawmug. The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.
“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”
by Stefonson December 29, 2024
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by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the half-brother-in-lawmug. "The delay in achieving an outcome beyond the expected timeframe implies that the event has either occurred previously or is restricted by universal laws"
Stevan's law used to an sentence where you are speaking ethically and emotional. This means that not understanding that what you thinking to happen is already happened or never happen
by Stephen Raj July 4, 2024
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Brimley's Law was confirmed during a playing of The Natural on AMC when Wilford Brimley first appeared in the dugout scene. Anecdotal evidence supporting the development of Brimley's Law II was observed when a viewer mentioned how much younger Brimley is than all of his characters.
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