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john richardson 

John Richardson is a guy who's ego is bigger than his ambitions
That John Richardson will go nowhere
john richardson by Pseudyonx October 30, 2015

john deluca

The sexiest kid you will ever meet. You will want to skip anal and go right for kids.
Did you John DeLuca him?
I want a John DeLuca in my life.
john deluca by thatdelucakid December 27, 2015

john cena's arm 

A mystical tool given to the great Bendonius on his quest to defeat the humans.
John Cena's arm was destroyed in the battle against MegaMan.
john cena's arm by Bendothemailman September 22, 2016

john belling 

The act of ruining something.

The act of ruining everything.
That guy talking about the new Star Wars was really John Belling EVERYTHING. There's no point to even seeing it now.
john belling by YaKnoBro54 September 5, 2016

John Weldon Elementary School 

A fucking trash dump of cancerous fucking nitric acid.
The teachers here are fucking morbidly obese and the main bullies are either poor kids or the teachers. Most of my teachers were assholes to me, and I'm pretty sure it caused me to have a lot of problems with authority. I had and still do have mild autism and the teachers didn't care. They just treated me like the shit that comes out of their fat ass after they're done eating the dreams of children. The recess teachers don't even let you make gun noises outside and run around like most 10 year olds do. You get yelled at. The fucking school is microscopic and since I left they painted the school walls fucking neon and it looks like a fucking discotech.
John Weldon Elementary School is fucking misery, and caused me to have a lot of depression and anger. I cried because the teachers embarrassed me. I wanted to die.

John Cena 

A god. A good Oman. The most powerful and beautiful man on this earth.
Blessed my soul! I just saw John Cena. I just witness the most beautiful and glorious man in this world. He even walks like a god.
John Cena by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016