dog-on-fire

The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!

dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...

by Justin Vail January 25, 2009

dancin with sugarplumb fairies

it basically means that you are under the influence of some substance.

Yo man, are you dancin with sugarplumb fairies?

Ya man i definitely am.

by adsome36 May 17, 2009

forty shades of fire

someone super pissed. releases from all orifices of he body.

did you see him when was trippin'? he came out like forty shades of fire!

by mc_squared December 2, 2009

The South African Fireball

When you pour gas all over the girl, then set her on fire while you bang her.

Last tuesday that one guy from down the street killed his wife while doing The South African Fireball.

by Jollypoop January 16, 2010

Ring of Fire

a homosexual circle fuck around a fire

George Bush started the famous Ring of Fire when he got 30 gaymen to fuck eachother in a circle around the camo fire

by Mr. Legs January 23, 2010

Ring of fire

When a redhead shaves there pubes and you leave a line of pubes around your dick so it looks like a ring

My boyfriend sent me a naked pic and he had a ring of fire and i loved it

by stickman979 July 10, 2010

3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010