tea bagging

the act of putting your hairy, sweaty testicles on someones fore head and then placing your long, hairy penis on their nose between their eyes when they are asleep.

Your sister passionately licked my penis when she woke up and discovered i was tea bagging her.

by o0oohyeah December 13, 2004

douche bag

A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.

There Shannon goes again... tearin the paper. What a douche bag!

by Katie and Val December 28, 2005

Tea Bagged

when one is left with testicle prints on their lips, chin or forehead. usually after a practical joke played by his friends.

Do you think Ray will know he was Tea Bagged last night when he fell asleep?

by T3 April 12, 2006

purple bag

a 40 or 60 of crown royal

a bottle of crown royal. Yo man you sippin on some of that purple bag

by LALo12312 September 1, 2006

c-bag

One meaning for the abbreviation C-Bag is Cock Bag. A cock bag is a low quality human being who is extremely cocky. Another symptom of this commonplace condition is the culprit’s own psuedo-belief in the idea that they are the one and only shit. A C-Bag will continue to claim they're right long after you've proved them wrong, no matter how concrete the evidence against them is. Theoretically, a C-bag could be anyone who expresses an opinion different than your own in an arrogant fashion.

That kid in the import with his collar popped is a c-bag.

by Brandon L. July 31, 2008

Douche Bag

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

by KJ October 5, 2003

scum bag

A person person who wears jean shorts in public and thinks they look good, often being held up by a blue junior crusaders football belt

I saw Big Man at Jamboree and he was dressed like a total scum bag

by thegirthbrooks May 20, 2010