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anal beads

A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone simply calls for help.
ex: There's a space chicken on Mars! ANAL BEADS.
anal beads by Ron_Mexico613 June 21, 2021

LL bean flickers 

Latina lesbians who like the outdoors.
Hey Jim what’s with those chicas over there in the canoe?”
“Oh Lucia and Valentia? They’re LL bean flickers.”
LL bean flickers by Ramman328 December 29, 2022

Shoot The Bean 

To ejaculate on a girl's face and then deficate on it. Ejaculate relating to shooting and Bean relating to feces.
"Hey bro, I am about to shoot the bean with Sally!"

big black bean 

A big black clirotis, or a triple B.
"Ohhh- weee look at that big black bean, smashin up against her panties! It's makin love juices. Thang phat as hell, finna drench her undies or bust out!"
big black bean by atm TJ July 30, 2019

Coffee Bean 

The act of taking a crap in someones kettle, then boiling it.
Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit

Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck

Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was

Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
Coffee Bean by Novelty Turd December 24, 2007
A person of liberal politics and crusty, pseudo-alternative clothing. Common in London. Frequents Glastonbury, WOMAD and similar festivals. Would like to be a new-age traveller, but prefers the security of a well-paid job with pension. Passionate reader of 'The Guardian'. Professes to have 'leftie' politics, but is actually fascistic and very intolerant, especially as regards to victims of crime, bullying and abuse, blaming the victim rather than the offender. Origin: Billy Baked Bean, a well-known narcoleptic and dipsomaniac in London, who shouts from the rooftops about the Battle of the Beanfield being the defining moment in class struggle in the twentieth century.
'Did you see all those beans in the Albert last night, quaffing their pints and talking about Tibet?'
bean by John 21 October 2, 2006