Nigerian Wipe

The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.

I had no toilet paper left, who the fuck would use their socks? I ussed the Nigerian Wipe.

by KeenanMcAuley November 20, 2016

ass wipe

A stuck on stupid person,dumb as dirt ,asshole

That fuckin ass wipe is here again.

by friskychick September 9, 2016

Green Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green

Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"

by azza121221212121 October 4, 2015

wipe of faith

Not wiping ur ass after knowing you had a clean pinch. Trusting that your ass will not itch 20mins later from shit sticking to your butthole

I just took a huge duke on break. I took the wipe of faith and Im regretting it

by LimpPimp November 17, 2015

wipe a mole

The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.

Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.

by Luvsyoumor January 17, 2018

Poorly wiping

When you wipe poorly

I'm poorly wiping

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018

Conqueror's Wipe

When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.

After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified

by Gronksucker March 27, 2019