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munchie weight

Severe weight gain as a result of excessive marijuana use.
Wow! Michael sure has gained a lot of munchie weight now that he's a stoner.
by Thecat1098 April 11, 2014
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security weight

Someone who puts on weight while in a relationship because they are not single anymore and looking for someone
Jeez, she sure has put on some security weight since you two started dating
by Gustilo April 14, 2014
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penis weight

The weight of ur erection
My penis weight was 9 Ibs and 12 oz last night
by Chiller billy April 25, 2015
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Shredding Weight

What are you talking About? You're shredding weight with that 21 day fix.
by Gaza the kazan April 25, 2015
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vanity weight

The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.
Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.
by Jinde Kush July 30, 2015
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Put weight on the bean

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.
by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016
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pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.
I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas
by Grimshackle December 24, 2016
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