double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

royal wedding

when you cum on your girlfriend's head like a hat

i came so much on her head i gave her a royal wedding, bro

by kate middleton May 21, 2011

you were at my wedding denise

How dare you

You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise

by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019

wedding straw

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.

Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.

by Space Junkee May 2, 2018

lemon wedding

A wedding where a woman is forced into marriage with a guy she dislikes due to a threat against her life or someone else’s

Lena had a lemon wedding with Mike.

by The SuperSanversShipper November 5, 2017

Wedding jewel

A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.

The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.

- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.

by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012

wedding bells

To be a prick

"I hear wedding bells" said the prick.

by potatolad123 March 4, 2015