the United Sporks of Amoogaboink

The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

astronomical unit

roughly the distance between the Earth and the Sun

The distance between the ISS and the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.

by ?mypseudonym? April 23, 2020

Jovule unit

A Jovule unit is the standard unit of measure for measuring units.

Person 1: How many jovule units is that? Person 2: I don't know, ask ivan.

by Spewangeman July 21, 2021

Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”

Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

Ethanol Consumption Unit

This is what Oxford and Cambridge Candidates call a beer bong

May I take part in downing a hearty pint of ale in your Ethanol Consumption Unit

by Fwaaanks December 1, 2011

Voter Dwelling Units

Typical infill real estate development found in nearly all large cities. This is seen where a classic residential house/lot is scraped off and replaced with multi-family development. This is a strategy to densify the voter roll.

Look how many Voter Dwelling Units (VDUs) are going up in this neighborhood honey. They’re just jamming voters into VDUs now.

by uabaycat09 October 10, 2020

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022